Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    

Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.
By theme : Men   Wit   Women  

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that`s subtraction.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

You live only once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
By theme : Life   Wit  

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
By theme : Feelings   Love   Men   Relations   Women  

Sex is emotion in motion.
By theme : Feelings   Humor   Wit  

I like restraint, if it doesn`t go too far.
By theme : Humor   Relations   Wit  

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

I generally avoid temptation unless I can`t resist it.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
By theme : Love  

A woman isn`t complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?
By theme : Humor   Men   Women  

Saving love doesn`t bring any interest.
By theme : Love  

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
By theme : Love  

I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

When I`m good, I`m very good. But when I`m bad I`m better.
By theme : Humor  

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
By theme : Humor   Love   Wit  

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I`ve never tried before.
By theme : Evil   Humor   Wit  

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
By theme : Feelings   Humor   Wit  

I`ve been rich and I`ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
By theme : Humor  

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