Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    



Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

To you I`m an atheist, but for God I`m a constructive opposition.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

I believe in the all-seeing eye watching us from above. Unfortunately, this eye is the government.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
By theme : Finance   Money   Wealth  

Eighty percent of success is showing up.
By theme : Society  

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one`s hat keeps blowing off.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
By theme : Love  

Marriage is the death of hope.
By theme : Marriage  

Love is the answer. But while you`re waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
By theme : Love  

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
By theme : Humor  

 
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