Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    



Are naked women intelligent?
By theme : Humor   Wit  

It is unhealthy to live. He who lives, dies.
By theme : Humor   Life   Wit  

Love of one`s country recognizes no frontiers... of other countries.
By theme : Humor   Patriotism   Wit  

The weakest link in the chain is also the strongest. It can break the chain.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Can we rework the calendar so that we don`t have to live in the twentieth century?
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate?
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
By theme : Humor  

Many of my friends became my enemies, many enemies become friends - only those who never cared either way remained constant.
By theme : Friendship   Humor  

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
By theme : Humor   Old   Wit   Youth  

Optimists and pessimists differ only on the date of the end of the world.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

An error becomes an error when born as truth.
By theme : Truth   Wit  

Beyond each corner new directions lie in wait.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
By theme : Humor   Religion   Wit  

Don`t allow the imposition of the liberty of speech before having the liberty of thought.
By theme : Liberty   Wit  

Be yourself. A horse without the lancer is still a horse; a lancer without the horse is just a man.
By theme : Wit  

Even a word can be a gag.
By theme : Politics   Wit  

The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles mine.
By theme : Wit  

Tell me whom you sleep with and I shall tell you whom you dream of.
By theme : Wit  

Do I have no soul as punishment for not believing in the soul?
By theme : Religion   Wit  

Watch out you don`t get crushed under somebody else`s wheel of fortune.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

 
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