Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    

A husband is a guy who tells you when you`ve got on too much lipstick.
By theme : Humor   Husband   Wife   Wit  

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
By theme : Men   Relations   Women  

I`m old enough to know better but I`m still too young to care.
By theme : Knowledge   Life  

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
By theme : Men   Women  

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
By theme : Humor   Old  

Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
By theme : Life   Old   Wisdom  

Middle age is when you`ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
By theme : Humor   Old  

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all.
By theme : Conscience   Happiness  

Too clever is dumb.
By theme : Behavior   Psychology  

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
By theme : Wit   Society   Work  

If you don`t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won`t have to work.
By theme : Behavior   Money  

God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
By theme : Humor   Marriage   Relations   Wit  

Women would rather be right than reasonable.
By theme : Reason   Women  

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
By theme : Relations   Society  

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