Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    



Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
By theme : Wife  

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
By theme : Humor  

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they`re married.
By theme : Humor   Marriage   Wit  

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
By theme : Women  

The man who says "I may be wrong, but -" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn`t make the mistake of trying to get together.
By theme : Behavior   Wit  

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
By theme : Relations   Wit  

If you haven`t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven`t seen her smile her prettiest.
By theme : Behavior   Wife   Wit  

We`d all like to vote for the best man but he`s never a candidate.
By theme : Democracy   Politics   Wit  

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
By theme : Psychology   Stupidity  

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
By theme : Humor   Life   Wit  

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
By theme : Happiness   Wealth   Wit  

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
By theme : Finance   Humor   Money   Wit  

Don`t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn`t start a conversation if it didn`t change once in a while.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
By theme : Happiness   Humor  

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

There`s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn`t tell you about it?
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
By theme : Finance   Humor   Wit  

Being an optimist after you`ve got everything you want doesn`t count.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

 
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