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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
By theme : Childhood   Humor   Wit  

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
By theme : Wit  

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
By theme : Humor  

A gentleman is any man who wouldn`t hit a woman with his hat on.
By theme : Humor   Men   Women  

 
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