Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    

God help those who do not help themselves.
By theme : Wit  

When a woman tells you her age, it`s all right to look surprised, but don`t scowl.
By theme : Humor   Wit   Women  

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
By theme : Humor   Marriage  

Most open minds should be closed for repair.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
By theme : Life   Philosophy   Wisdom  

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn`t been asleep.
By theme : Success   Wit  

Life`s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
By theme : Life   Wit  

When you take stuff from one writer it`s plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it`s research.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
By theme : Humor   Husband   Wife  

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
By theme : Psychology   Relations  

The most efficient water power in the world - women`s tears.
By theme : Women  

Don`t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
By theme : Behavior   Relations   Society  

Be nice to people on your way up because you`ll meet them on your way down.
By theme : Behavior   Wit  

A fellow who is always declaring he`s no fool usually has his suspicions.
By theme : Psychology   Reason   Stupidity  

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