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In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
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Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
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It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.
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It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.
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Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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OK, so what`s the speed of dark?
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When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I`m afraid of widths.
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Borrow money from pessimists - they don`t expect it back.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Support bacteria - they`re the only culture some people have.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
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