Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    



The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
By theme : Love   Wit  

Misfortune and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
By theme : Feelings   Relations   Wit  

Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.
By theme : Behavior   Relations  

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.
By theme : Love   Wit  

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".
By theme : Humor   Wit  

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
By theme : Love  

As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
By theme : Society   Wealth   Wit  

There`s a hell of a difference between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
By theme : Wit  

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
By theme : Money   Wealth   Wit  

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

That woman speaks eight languages and can`t say "no" in any of them.
By theme : Humor   Wit   Women  

 
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