Aphorisms, sayings and quotes    



Sigmund Freud said he did not know what women want. I know what they want. They want to deal with a whole bunch of people.
By theme : Wit   Women  

Sigmund Freud said he did not know what women want. I know what they want. They want to deal with a whole bunch of people.
By theme : Different  

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
By theme : Thought  

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.
By theme : History  

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
By theme : Behavior   Morality  

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you`ll look back and realize they were big things.
By theme : Life  

A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
By theme : Society   Wit  

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
By theme : Humor   Wit  

We are what we imagine ourselves to be.
By theme : Psychology   Thought   Wisdom  

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can`t see from the center.
By theme : Psychology   Thought  

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you`re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
By theme : Behavior  

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
By theme : Behavior   Feelings  

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
By theme : Behavior   Psychology   Wisdom  

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
By theme : Humor   Psychology  

People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
By theme : Humor   Lie   Wit  

 
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