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In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
Steven Wright
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
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Fortune is like a coquette; if you don`t run after her, she will run after you.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
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Compliments are often insincere, but fault-finding is always genuine.
Edgar Watson Howe
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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
Jean Cocteau
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Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.
Oscar Wilde
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Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Steven Wright
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It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.
Steven Wright
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It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.
Steven Wright
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Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Steven Wright
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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
Jean Cocteau
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Are naked women intelligent?
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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OK, so what`s the speed of dark?
Steven Wright
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True love is not what stands many years of separation, but the one which withstands many years of intimacy.
Helen Rowland
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Woody Allen
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We don`t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
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To you I`m an atheist, but for God I`m a constructive opposition.
Woody Allen
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Beware of women who do not hide their age. A woman who reveals her age is capable of anything.
Oscar Wilde
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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Edgar Watson Howe
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